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• I’m on Contract and taking 23 units, including dynamics. I already registered for cuesta because chances are thats where i’m going to end up. FML

  January 28, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: -3

   

  • Anonymous 8:34 am on January 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    then why the hell would you take 23 units….

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• I have to sign up for Alcohol/Marijuana and the Law class no later than noon today, I just got the letter its 9PM. FML

  January 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: -2

   

• Got kicked out of Cal Poly a year ago, now returning and Poly says you have to have a 3.0 GPA. I have a 2.98 and denied re-entry. FML

  January 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +6 / -2

   

• My housemate doesn’t wash her hands after going to the bathroom. There are feces are every door handle, on the counters, on the remote.. everywhere.. FML

  January 27, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -2

   

  • Bro Montana 7:15 pm on January 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    is this girl wiping her ass with just her hand?
    have a sit a down with her and let her know about her shit everywhere and properly instruct her on the use of toilet paper and soap

  • 2girls1cup 9:54 am on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    where does she live
    ill be sure to avoid ever going into or even near that house/apartment

• I caught my boy friend sleeping with my roommate on my bed. My roommates a guy. FML

  January 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -0

   

• I’m sitting in the very middle of Philips Electronics Hall and I had yogurt for breakfast. I am lactose intolerance. FML

  January 27, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +1 / -5

   

  • smg. 7:27 pm on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    why would you have yogurt for breakfast if you’re lactose intolerant? that’s your own damn fault.

• I got kicked out calpoly with a 1.99 GPa and needed a 2.0 and cannot return for a year.FML

  January 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -0

   

• My sleep cycle is totally messed up. It’s 3AM, I’m getting up at 6:30 to go run a few miles, and I have work at 9AM. FML.

  January 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: -5

   

• Haven’t slept in: 2 days. Paper due in: 4 hours. Pages written: 2. Pages to go: 4. FML

  January 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -2

   

• I’m trying to study Spanish in our common room because my roommate is in his bedroom with his girlfriend playing loud music. I can also hear occasional moaning. FML

  January 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -0

   

• I’m 19 and I’m balding. FML

  January 25, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +17 / -0

   

  • rogaine 10:11 am on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    ever heard of rogaine?

• I may well graduate a virgin. FML

  January 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -6

   

• My best friend is too lazy to cheer me up when I’m upset, so instead she sends her boyfriend to talk to me and make me feel better. FML.

  January 25, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +1 / -4

   

  • Anonymous 12:22 am on February 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Don’t be such an attention whore. You don’t need other people to cheer you up.

• I’m a junior and I still don’t have any friends. FML.

  January 25, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -6

   

  • spider 10:05 am on January 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    ill be your friend

  • weed 10:03 am on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    ill only be ur friend if u give me weed

  • crackwhore 5:08 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    ill be your SPECIAL friend

• This guy I’m not attracted to (physically OR emotionally) won’t take “no” for an answer. I told him I’m emotionally unavailable and that I have a history of hooking up with guys and hurting them. He then invited me to a party. FML

  January 25, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +6 / -0

   

  • T 5:21 pm on January 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You told a guy that you are emotionally unavailable and only hook up! I guarantee that guy went home and high fived all his roommates.

  • Anonymous 8:21 am on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    tell him your not interested and he should leave you alone. dont be nice about it be blunt and honest.